I, dictator for life and ruler supreme, have decided

A truly wonderful idea has just been left in on my poll. Combine the two stories that were closest in the untrustworthy poll. I know I didn't go with the votes from the comments but does my blog look like a democracy to you? Not at all. In Ilyarynburg I am Dictator for life and ruler supreme, the fearless, the bold, the held high in esteem. That's right, I'm ignoring the will of the people, and its FUN. Besides I'm sick of waiting around for this poll, it was supposed to be finished ages ago and just keeps dragging on. So here we go, a "god only steps on houses" and a "nothing is irrelevant" hybrid. A medley of sorts. A crossbreed. A half-caste. A mutt, as it were. Certainly has potential but right now I'm busy writing Rooks of Burgundy, so goodbye.

:-)={=<  (hey, don't make fun. I just made him up on the spot)